Company Launches New Eco-Friendly Dildo
From ToyboxCharley at www.MyRacyToybox.com
“A company has launched what it describes as the world’s first “green” vibrator. The eight-inch multispeed dynamo Earth Angel is powered by a hand crank.”
That is the exact beginning of the news article. Well, you have to forgive me, but I instantly pictured the desperate condition of the anxious user of the vibrator, while her partner was industriously making turns on a mechanical crank protruding from the exposed end of the device. A real sadness came over me as I thought of it.
The article goes on to quote the inventors as saying: “Unlike traditional ‘green’ toys, it will never require replacement batteries as it houses its own patented power core.”
Maybe the ‘dynamo’ is really a miniature hamster running on an exercise wheel inside the apparatus.
Under any circumstance, I tip my hat to the inventor. The world needs to reduce the massive use of electricity by sex toys, and clearly the reduction of emissions will be enough to bring a smile to Al Gore.
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